“yea its a cult
and they are assholes about it
and im like I WILL NOT PAY $150/MONTH TO WORK OUT IN AN UN-AIR CONDITIONED GARAGE WITH TIRES
FUCK TO THE NO
its like way expensive
theres no ac
or any perks at all
and essentially all they are doing is circuit training mixed with strength training
which anyone can read a fucking book and learn how to do
its just regular exercise with a superiority complex
IDGAF if you think im weak, imma go on the elliptical with my magazines and oprah on the tv and you can suck my dick”
— my friend re: crossfit
“K: I’ve become more ageist and more sexist since i started working here.
Me: misogynist or misandrist?
K: MISANDRIST 4 LYFE
Me: HAHAHAHA”

And death.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"It wasn’t her turn to bowl so she took her shoes and socks off and lied face down."
Submitted By: Tim M.
Location: New York, United States

Strategic! 

“I did like 10 min of work
and now I hate everyone
so I put on NPR
and they are talking about internet porn and the guy sounds like such an idiot
update: I still hate everything”
— Talented Friend

This song has my heart forever.

I hung the top of my old desk in my kitchen. #recycling